Taking It All Off People strip off for me every day
Yeah, I'm a lucky girl. But I couldn't do my job if they didn't. So today shouldn't be any different. But there is a but. Today isn't following the plan. Nor do I think it ever will. The weather hasn't helped either. Typical British weather. I'm sure the weather girl said just a chance of showers. This is more like broken celestial plumbing! So no, I'm not happy.
I guess it's because I've also spent the entire morning looking for something ridiculously simple. All I wanted was a nice party top and non press skirt and a pair of tights that will last longer than 20 minutes. You'd think I had asked the assistant for the crown jewels! Shopping in hand I rush back to the treatment room for my evening appointment arriving early. Maybe my luck had changed.
I'd just changed into a track suit bottom and a loose, white cotton T shirt and was enjoying a cup of camomile tea when my client arrived. From my office window I could see the main gates clearly but it was the noise that hit me first. Incredibly loud and deep bass notes preceded the appearance of a jet black 7 series BMW. Enormous thing. Bling wheels and demon black tint. He pulled up close to the building and a moment or two later the car door opened allowing Snoops lyrics to spill unto the pavement. 'representing for the gangsters all across the world.' He stood by the car looking through the window in my direction. Brash platinum chains, Mad Max Jeans and Armani shades. Something missing...oh yeah, hot booty and a squeaky voiced director saying 'cut!'
I opened the door, introduced myself as Jean and ushered him into the lounge area. It was empty and quiet now as he was the only client booked in that afternoon. The name in my appointment book said Vince and its owner had settled himself against the reception desk, his body set at an odd angle. I'd seen this posture often here but not packaged like this. Only now did I notice the six rings (yes 6!) winking at me as he folded his arms bouncer style. Yeah, Mr Bling himself. Apparently Vince was into serious weight lifting and a week earlier had upped the weight for doing squats (a weightlifting exercise) when challenged by his crew to 'step up'. Something had gone wrong with the lift. (Didn't seem such a good idea the next morning I'll bet) His crew wanted to know how long before he'd be back in the gym. Apparently the ladies missed him too. The silence was abrupt and I realised he was waiting for an answer.
While I prepared the massage table he prowled around the room pausing to view my charts and 'bio stuff' as I call it. He questioned everything... barely pausing to hear me out before throwing another one. Lucky me... I had a man with the body of a strip-o-gram and the mind of a dick in my office. No, not that dick, our dick. Private dick. Hmm...
The conversation felt like a meeting of two foreign diplomats who've lost their respective interpreters and decide to brazen it out on their own. My eyes kept following the enormous chain adorning his neck...and I did wonder if the weight of it might be causing his back strain all on its own!
Kept that thought to myself.
Which brings us to the taking off I mentioned. Now I have a simple routine. I explain the whole process (take off clothes, climb under the sheet, yadda, yadda) then leave the room for a moment or two. By the time I'd returned he was face down revealing a dragon tattoo with flared nostrils, its tail snaking down to his waist. The clothes were hung neatly on hangers and the trainers left outside the door. Really? Now I'm confused.
Now here's the thing: As soon as my hands touched him he fell silent. Not a word for 15 minutes. Just at the point where a little feedback would have helped he'd decided he had no use for words. I probed and kneaded, maybe a tad harder than I would normally just to force him to respond but oh no, Mr Bling man wasn't having it. His fists remained clenched and he hardly breathed. 30 minutes into the session and I'm wondering if there is any point continuing. Nothing is working and I'm feeling stupid. By now I should have seen the usual signs of a break through. You know...the shoulders slump, the arms roll outwards or hang ape like over the edge of the table and the body slackens as if to say ok, have it your way. I glanced up at the clock feeling time racing away from me. The old one had served me well but the tick-tock was out of place in a room where time is supposed to stand still. This new one worked a charm. Unforgivable.
Not wanting to admit failure I decided to gamble with fate. Remember, I'm alone in my office with a man who looks like a large serving of Schwarzenegger with a heavy side order of menace. Without warning I lift my hands from his body and step back. And wait. It takes around 20 seconds for him to react. He sits up making the sheet fall away and I will myself not to look down. I'm sure I'd seen his boxer shorts on the chair. We don't speak for quite a while. I fix him my best 'you don't scare me' look and go for broke.
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posted by Eye Born Facts @ July 13, 2020
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